Christmas Party

Last night was the annual post-apocalypse.co.uk Christmas party. I would have loved to have invited you all, but Mel said no riff-raff, and who am I to disagree with Mad Max himself? Funny thing is, I caught him late on leaveing with Tina Turner. Whatever he wants to do with Tina is his business, but I was forced to confiscate his car keys. Does this man never learn? I'm sure I could hear Stallone chanting something about "100 points a kill" but that could have been the champagne talking.

Stallone was actually a good laugh, but by the end of the night everybody was pretty fed up with his "I am the law" jokes. Get some new material dude! Meanwhile I tried my best to persuade Will Smith that his new film is called I am Legend, but he was having none of it. "That makes no sense" he kept saying. Sheesh, I didn't write the darn thing.

Overall it was a great night. The only thing that didn't go down well was my speech about world domination. The creation of a jugger league, worldwide thunderdomes and monthly death races were unanimously backed, and the turning of New York into a giant prison was popular with all, but the only one who was impressed with the whole emperor of earth thing was Bush. Unfortunately nobody took any notice of him all night so I was on my own with that one.

Comments?

Mel refused to remove his gloves.


That's not my normal smile - honest!

Maybe next year they will take note...