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1995
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104 minutes
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In 2033,
justice rides a tank and wears lip gloss - VHS cover
In the future, the odds of survival are 1000 to 1. That's just the way she likes it. - Cinema poster. |
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Just
before I start I should say that Tank
Girl is
based on a British comic (for those who didn't realise) and I have not read it. I imagine that fans of
the comic might be pleased with the film as I can see how the producers
have tried to incorporate elements that would not have been there if
this had been designed solely for the film. I really expected to like this one. I was thinking of a more upbeat version of World Gone Wild with a bit more humor and some wackiness. Wackiness I certainly got, lots and lots of wackiness. The film really has a unique style of its own, marching to a different beat from the traditional PA. It's all about appearances and attitude and above all it's about Tank Girl. That may sound silly but other characters really don't get a break. It's all about TG. Whatever you do, don't expect anything serious from this film or you will be severely disappointed. Surprisingly Lori Petty as Tank Girl Rebecca is actually very likable (which is so very important for a main character), a childlike character in a woman's body who has endless energy and always bites back. She never seems to stop to take a breath and this has a huge effect on the movie. Everything and everyone she seems to come into contact with (bar the bad guys) seems to take on her sunny attitude and spunky style. ![]() Guess how the film starts? That's right, a voice-over (from TG herself) explains the world, as is mandatory for PA's (and thus is mandatory for me to mention in every single review). The year is 2033 and after a huge comet smashed into the planet the land was turned into a giant deserts. The evil militaristic WP Corporation (Water & Power) control all the water and react with violence whenever they find anybody else with a supply. Who is big and bad enough to run such a big and bad organization? Why, Malcolm McDowell, of course. Just look at his picture below; he's staring into your soul (and cashing a paycheck). Good casting (It's a shame that for half the film he's injured and covered in bandages, meaning he was probably played by somebody else half the time). Meanwhile, TG is part of some kind of hippy house where young adults and children seem to hang out and basically have a good time. Where they all came from is anybody's guess, I'm sure it's explained in the comic. They get water from some well or something so they are OK. Actually it might be taken from a WP pipeline because they have water and electricity. ![]() ![]() No animals harmed! I don't believe it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Sicko Malcolm drinks his victim. ![]() ![]() The cartoon flashes are in-keeping with the feel of the film. That night, TG is on lookout duty at the base (hippy house). She doesn't take anything seriously and spends her time messing around, drinking and smoking. WP storms the base and TG didn't see them coming. Therefore, I completely blame TG for the death of her friends, the kids and even her boyfriend who is seen being shot to pieces. She fights back but is ultimately captured and taken back to the WP base. Unperturbed by the death of her nearest and dearest she continues to crack jokes. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Malcolm offers her a job after seeing videos of her in action. When she refuses, she's sent off to the work camp. Cue some more messing around. Over in the jet fighter hanger, where WP keeps its RAF Harrier hybrid jet fighter thingies is Jet Girl (a young Naomi Watts) who is the token shy character and who's attention is continually pursued by one of Malcolm's generals. She works as a mechanic for W&P. After another hard day's work and a not particularly appetising dust shower, TG heads over and helps Jet Girl, who is cornered by the general. They slowly become friends and after a few more rounds of kiss-chase and TG getting tortured they become friends, as TG constantly seems to be able to sneak away from the guards. Over the course of the film Jet Girl gets more and more confident. I guess it's an important subplot and indicative of TG's character and how she effects the people around her, but I just find the transformation of Jet Girl from a shy mechanic to the tough freedom fighter she is to become is just too sickly and dull. You can see it coming right from the first second and it just doesn't fit. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Acurate greasy hair? TG continues to refuse Malcolm's offer (I don't see why, they would make a kooky team) so he decides to play it smart. Out in the desert on of WP's outpost's (Outpost 5, fact fans) has been destroyed by the Rippers, a feared force of shadowy murderers. They live somewhere below ground and Malcolm plans to send TG underground to follow the tunnels and find the Rippers. She's bugged, so if she finds them he knows where they are, and if she doesn't, she dies in the tunnels. Just before TG is sent below the Rippers turn up again and cause havoc, giving TG and Jet a chance to escape with, well, a tank and a jet. Before they leave, TG notices Malcolm's severed arm on the floor. Looks like he had a rough one. This is obviously TG's first taste of tank, as she seems to have trouble controlling the thing. All this is soon ironed out and the tank seems to be semi-sentient like Herbie. A little whistle and the tank comes rolling. Hmm... Some time later the duo meet up with Sub Girl (although I didn't realise this was her name until researching for this review). She only has a tiny part, but her desert hideout gives them a chance to modify the vehicles. Kinda cool, totally over the top, but in keeping with the goofy-ass tone of the film. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a love/hate thing So off to the local brothel, a huge show house which serves the men of the area. TG gets a tip-off that one of the kids from the Hippy House survived and is being kept there. So in they go to rescue the kid. Instead of just going in, getting the kid, and then leaving TG can't resist putting on a show and dance (to Cole Porter's Let's Do It). All very entertaining and big budget-like but totally pointless. They leave it too late and commandos from WP come in and capture the kid. Again, I blame TG. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Stop it, PA's are not musicals! ![]() ![]() The kid seriously looks like a mass murderer. TG and Jet escape and meet up with a bunch of mutant kangaroo men. I could spend ages going into this but I just can't be bothered. It's silly stuff and by this point I had pretty much totally given up. Don't get me wrong, I like mutants in PA's, but something here just doesn't work for me. The mutant kangaroos are the Rippers that everybody is scared about, and after a whole load of boring stuff they finally decide to join up with TG and take out WP. The one possibly good bit of action, where the tank takes on a reasonably good-looking PA'd 18 Wheeler is turned into a farce by TG's antics. ![]() ![]() Tank Girl falls in love with this idiot! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Silly, silly, silly. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() More dancing. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yowzers! ![]() ![]() Double yowzers! |
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As you can
tell I'm not a big fan of this movie. It's Silly with a capital "S",
and
although in some places this is endearing, it just never takes anything
seriously. Thus we don't care about the characters, we don't care about
what
happens and we aren't excited when there's any action. For a film in
this
genre surely this is inexcusable? |
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Interesting Facts: |
Three of the Spice Girls auditioned for the title role! |
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Quotes:
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IMDb
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Connections
With Other PA's:
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Malcolm McDowell was in the live
action Fist of the
North Star (IMDb)
and Cyborg 3
(IMDb). Ice-T was also in Gangland (IMDb). Iggy Pop (Rat Face, his character name) hasn't starred in many movies, but has also found time to act in Hardware (IMDb) and lend his voice to Rock & Rule (IMDb). Billy L. Sullivan (Max) was also in Steel Frontier (IMDb). Scott Coffey (Donner) was also in Warrior of the Lost World (AKA Mad Rider IMDb). Tenuous link - Lori Petty played Patrick Swayze's girlfriend in Point Break. Swayze starred in Steel Dawn which I just reviewed. |
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Critic's
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San Francisco
Chronicle "Tank Girl" - a slapdash but lively film based on the underground comic of the same name - takes militant feminism of the "Thelma & Louise" school and weds it to the punk nihilism of the "Mad Max" school. "Tank Girl" is much more about style than about substance or, for that matter, suspense. Its action sequences are lame - that's what disqualifies it from being nicknamed "Mad Maxine," Chicago Sun-Times "Here is a movie that dives into the bag of filmmaking tricks and chooses all of them. Trying to re-create the multimedia effect of the comic books it's based on, the film employs live action, animation, montages of still graphics, animatronic makeup, prosthetics, song-and-dance routines, models, fake backdrops, holography, title cards, matte drawings and computerized special effects. All I really missed were 3-D and Smell-O-Vision." "Enormous energy went into this movie. I could not, however, care about it for much more than a moment at a time, and after awhile its manic energy wore me down." |
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Regular Movie Goers Reaction: |
Probably quite popular. Not one to concentrate on though. |
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For
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An important PA for your collection. The genre had died down by 1995, and Tank Girl could have revived it. Unfortunately it was not to be and there have been few PA released since then. |
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http://www.mutantreviewers.com/rtank.html Includes a good description of deleted scenes. "Complete with a Cole Porter song and dance number, Ice-T looking somehow appropriate as a kangaroo manimal, and an amusingly believable cameo by Iggy Pop as a post-appocalyptic brothel visiting pervert, Tank Girl straps on a missile brassiere and fires away with enough laughs to cure hangovers, lower taxes, and incite world peace." http://www.moria.co.nz/sf/tankgirl.htm "Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin created the comic strip Tank Girl in 1988 for Issue #1 of Deadline magazine. Tank Girl embodied a freewheeling anti-authoritarian anarchism, well before the whole riot grrl image came into fashion. The comic became a cult favourite and was adopted by feminists, became a symbol for gay rights marches (because of its overtly lesbian themes) and even appeared as a series of fashion layouts." http://www.cinemademerde.com/Tank_Girl.shtml "If you saw this movie in the theater and didn’t care for it much, like a few people I’ve talked to, you might want to review it again, as I get the sense that it wasn’t quite what people expected at the time, and often watching something again, knowing what it’s going to be, one can appreciate it on its own terms." http://www.thezreview.co.uk/reviews/t/tankgirl.htm "It is surprising in a way that America took to Tank Girl with it's very British in-jokes about Keith Chegwin and Tucker's luck. I can only put American's liking for Tank Girl down to the same reasons they loved The Sex Pistols i.e. as a hip fashion statement, loving the clothes and the look but to a certain extent missing the whole point of the band." |
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Countries
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Worldwide.
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DVD
Release Info:
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The
DVD is quite rare but maintains a low price, so should be very easy to
track down on the net. No extras apart from a trailer.
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Actual
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IMDb estimates
$25 Million. I say half that. |
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| Box Cover(s): | ![]() Pal VHS (click to enlarge) ![]() Pal Rental VHS (click to enlarge) ![]() DVD Release |
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| Screenshots: | Above | |
| Trailer(s): | Wanted Deleted Scenes Extended musical number: Original ending (with rain): More can be found here. Please drop us a note on the message board if these links die. |
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